Rant!

February 22, 2010

Are we allowed to swear on here? Ah fuck it. Anyway, I have noticed one person in particular is becoming a bit (if not more) of a biatch. My housemate needs to be hit in the face with a shovel to be blunt. But then again that would be too kind. So would throwing her into a pit full of rabid dogs. As I was saying, my midget (hobbits would say “Shit I thought I was short!”) housemate is really annoying the crap out of me. She complains and complains about the house not being clean, yet when I clean, I clean a damn sight better than her and she never says anything about it. When she cleans, it looks practically the same. Hair all round the edges, crumbs still on the table… I could go on. She really is a menacing little hippo. Due to this behaviour, I have resorted to cleaning just my own room and the bathroom- the living room and kitchen I very rarely use. She then has the cheek to say I’m a lazy so and so. I cannot win. However, her mental fits of OCD and shouting are quite funny- so is her abnormaly high blood pressure.

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Weird thing

February 19, 2010

My girlfriend, whom I absolutely love and adore, has a painful addiction of biting me and really hard. She says with puppy dog eyes “But you are so juicy and tender, I can’t help it!” I offer a steak instead but it is hopeless- she prefers human flesh to a 8oz rump steak with garlic butter (and rocket leaves obviously). I seriously do not know what to think- do I really taste that good? Somehow I’m getting the impression she likes to inflict pain. It’s unbelievably painful, my eyes feel as if they are going to pop. There was a little cut on my arm a few weeks ago, not because of another bitey bite but through some other misdemeanour, and as I prodded it, I swear my skin felt slightly more loose. Shocker. I’ll tell you one thing though, my pain tolerance is much higher, which is nice. Thank you darling!

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February 17, 2010

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